June 2012
May 2012
Exo's Wikipedia Page
Suho: (...) During a recent interview, he mentioned that he is a direct descendant of Katara and Aang, and has stated that his parents are responsible for his water-bending talents as demonstrated in their MAMA music video.
Kai: (...) It was recently revealed that Kai is the long-lost twin of SHINee member Taemin. Both have expressed their gratitude to SM Entertainment for reuniting the family.
Sehun: (...) Also known as “Luhan’s other half” and “the Juliet of the Kapulets”, he faithfully awaits the return of his banished Romeo
Baekhyun: (...) After leaving his family business of meat packaging. His father has admitted that Baekhyun’s name stems from the family’s affection and affinity for bacon.
D.O.: (...) Even at a young age, he showed a natural propensity for the Art of Derp, and was appointed the Grand Ambassador at the age of 14.
Chanyeol: (...) On January 31, 2012, he was crowned the King of Derp and was officially proclaimed the Head of the Church of Derp. On April 2, 2012, he was crowned as The President of HunHan Official Fanclub.
Kris: (...) Kris is fluent in ten languages: Engrish, Canadian English, Cantonese, Mandarin, Swahili, German, Klingon, Korean, Ancient Draconian scripture and the Buffalo dialect.
Lu Han: (...) When asked about his perfection, Luhan admitted that he was a Ken doll in his past life. Banished by SM Entertainment for the sake of a tragic, star-crossed ship, he has begun a resistance to rescue his one true love
Tao: (...) He is a disciple of Master Shifu and has mastered the art of Inner Peace and eating.
Chen: (...) During the filming of MAMA, he was grievously injured after being electrocuted by a wild Pikachu. Thankfully he was revived on site by Nurse Joy and was allowed to continue filming.
Lay: (...) As a child, he saved a unicorn from the clutches of Lord Voldemort and was hence granted the power of healing, which he promised to use only for good.
Xiumin: (...) BAOZI. Nuff said.
Watchchoiminhwan:
cherishment:
valuelesss:
cruddiness:
wrectum:
tylerthebaconator:
clavid:
HELP I CANT BREATHE
what’s going on
holy actual fuck im dying
why is he in such a hurry
just the sounds of it SKLDJA
???????????
LOLL
this is the dumbest shit i’ve seen all day.
April 2012
Please don't get tired of me.
It happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.
Reblog if you think J.K. Rowling is a genius.
amour-watson:
one-family-under-the-sun:
howtosucceedathogwarts:
gryffindor1991:
bellatrixcrucioyou:
PLEASE GET THIS TO 1,000,000 NOTES!
She most definitely is!
1,000,000 notes? You doubt the Potter fandom… it’s more than 5 times that now!
